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ndp swim class 

the worst thing you'll ever do. swim class makes you wanna kill yourself. i'd rather drown. just go to john carroll, they don't make you swim there.
"Man, I got ndp swim class after lunch today."
"Bro that's rough, at least we had chicken bites for lunch though."

kevin's class 

Mr. Hey's A Block Spanish class. They are extremely loud and are sucking the life out of him. They usually lose their break time.
Is it A block yet? Time for kevin's class
kevin's class by happygerman443 December 11, 2019

Anatomy and Physiology Class

100% Depression rate among students who take this class, expect to see a student crying every class because they forgot the difference between the epigastric and hypogastric regions. Ever hear how the brain has 2.5 Petabytes of data, well expect 2.49 of those Petabytes to be used up. You will be forced to memorize every single part and function of the entire body. Enjoying your sleep? Well enjoy it more because you can expect to stay up to 3 AM memorizing the bones of the hand. Even the teachers are bad, they publicly shame you for not knowing the powerhouse of a cell in front of the entire class.

Student 1: "LETS GO JUST FINISHED MEMORIZING THE ALL BODY LANDMARKS"
Student 2: "but you also have to memorize the body regions for the test"
Student 3: "but you also have to memorize the body cavities for the test"
Student 4: "but you also have to memorize all the bones of the body for the test"
Student 5: " but you also have to memorize all the organ systems and their functions for the test"
Student 1: *has a meltdown and mental breakdown while the A&P teacher uses them as an example to teach about human emotions"
I just memorized everything needed for the Anatomy and Physiology Class test!
No you didn't, there's more to memorize, there's always more to memorize

Stephen's musicianship class 

The most boring and unnecessary class, no one goes there voluntarily and he keeps us captive for 55 minutes.

"Well, I didn't get to do everything I wanted to do today... cause this corner of the room was talking and laughing the whole time..." (said Stephen) People were enjoying your class? Unheard of!

If you want to unlearn everything you know about music come here!
I can't wait to go sit in silence In Stephen's musicianship class (as a saxophone player) and hear him talk about why it's more important to learn which note in a scale is the "do, rei, mi ect." instead of learning how to read music!

Airman 1st Class 

When I met my husband he was an Airman 1st Class. All he wanted to do was fuck and couldn't afford to take take me out.
Airman 1st Class by anonymous January 26, 2022

boys in my class 

fat pieces of shit, always screaming things in class, moaning during a game of downball and are all overall arseholes
'hey, is that the boys in my class'?
'yeah :( theyre screaming stuff again
boys in my class by koonyobii February 27, 2022