Chris Dobransky

If your name is Chris Dobransky, you most likely have a shitty haircut.
Chris Dobransky’s new haircut looks like horseshit.
by Joan The Barber June 17, 2020
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Alexis+Chris

A cute couple that will be nervous with each other at first but afterward they will be the cutest couple and do a lot in bed...Chris will end up leaving Layla (Spelled any way, all Layla's are bitches) for Alexis. He'll think about not being faithful but remember that Alexis is the baddest bitch he's ever had. Alexis will never think about not being faithful and she'll always have Chris's back. Alexis and Chris will have had a crush on each other for months before they get together but once they do they'll be inseparable. They'll take lots of pictures and hang out all the time. (And that dumb bitch Layla will be upset, but that sucks for her) The only reason Alexis and Chris with separate is if they're forced to by family.
Alexis+Chris are so cute!
by Anonymousksksk:) November 14, 2019
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chris weese

a guy that says "das gwazy" a little too often
chris weese says some random memes.

for example:
"BEANS!"
"das gwazy"
"heheheh"
by ghouljam January 04, 2023
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Chris Olivered

When you never wear a condom and you keep getting fat married women pregnant.
Daniel kept having sex with Rachel until she be got pregnant. She got Chris olivered
by Kskdhdbnss March 08, 2022
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chris weaver

A tall, beautiful male with a big ass heart and is very goofy. Known to be kind, generous, smart and heartwarming towards others. Always thinking of other people and making their day. Have his own fandoms named WeaverGang...COME JOIN THE FANDOM!
by WeaverGangWhoopWhoop July 22, 2019
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chris pearch

Chris is a dangerous man. He will talk about 9/11 and talks about blowing up Africa. He will also try and destroy you with his Steel-toe boots. So if you see him around you, get as far away from him as possible.
Chris Pearch is the type of man to become a Terrorist for the United States of America.
by Little-Asian March 26, 2019
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Chris Brannan

A world class designer, most notable for his ability to think of solutions and ideas for any situation. And recognised easily for his unique symbol branded on all of his work.
Man 1: Hey is that a Chris Brannan design?

Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?

Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!
by Ultimatumz January 15, 2014
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