Chris Mik

A Chris Mik is that one parent or family member of your friend which they constantly denies doesn't do anything wrong or immoral despite how shady or abusive they look.

Oh Tyson's dad is such a Chris Mik, you seen all those empty cans of VB outside their house?

by CharlieCharlotte360 March 24, 2019

Alexis+Chris

A cute couple that will be nervous with each other at first but afterward they will be the cutest couple and do a lot in bed...Chris will end up leaving Layla (Spelled any way, all Layla's are bitches) for Alexis. He'll think about not being faithful but remember that Alexis is the baddest bitch he's ever had. Alexis will never think about not being faithful and she'll always have Chris's back. Alexis and Chris will have had a crush on each other for months before they get together but once they do they'll be inseparable. They'll take lots of pictures and hang out all the time. (And that dumb bitch Layla will be upset, but that sucks for her) The only reason Alexis and Chris with separate is if they're forced to by family.

Alexis+Chris are so cute!

by Anonymousksksk:) November 13, 2019

chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

chris weese

a guy that says "das gwazy" a little too often

chris weese says some random memes.

for example:
"BEANS!"
"das gwazy"
"heheheh"

by ghouljam January 3, 2023

chris moscato

Chris moscato king of the sloths, and fire king.

Chris Moscato walked into a pole

by Fireking1 November 28, 2013

Chris Wilson

Chris Wilson is the leader of the Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an absolute tank 6'4 ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.

"Chris Wilson is so handsome!"
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!

by AlphaZeroSeven November 29, 2022

chris buckles

meaning "funniest man alive"

Also meaning friends with everyone

"Man, you crack me up, you really are the chris buckles."

by Buckles of doom October 20, 2008