When a guy puts his balls in chololate and then puts them on a girls eyes makeing it look like Zoro's mask, in chocolate!
boy: "let me give you a chocolate zoro"
girl: "no!"
boy: "i'll be gentle I promise, just a plop, press, release...."
girl: "whatever"
girl: "no!"
boy: "i'll be gentle I promise, just a plop, press, release...."
girl: "whatever"
by chelcie ann May 12, 2007
Get the chocolate zoro mug.Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.
by StMirhza September 28, 2007
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Get the chocolate spider mug.An expression which describes when an person poos (slang for excretion) from great height. It must then hits an unsuspecting pedestrian which at minimum hospitalises them. However for maximum points, the impact must kill them. Giving pink eye adds bonus points.
Dude! The other day me and Derek chocolate sky-dived this disabled kid from the top of my apartment! He almost died and got pinkeye, that's so many points!
by the chocolate sky-diver December 26, 2010
Get the chocolate sky-dive mug.Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.
Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.
by SuperSancho007 December 9, 2013
Get the chocolate sombrero mug.While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.
WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.
by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007
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