Bacon Chandeliers

Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.

'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'

Bacon Chandeliers by Flappy Fred May 25, 2006

fat chance 

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.

Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)

fat chance by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011

Greyson Michael Chance 

Someone who was dropped in a pool of sexiness and sugar coated in cuteness!

youtube superstar Greyson Michael Chance

Greyson Michael Chance by Greysonator August 22, 2011

a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun

"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"

a snowballs chance in hell by benjamin eric April 30, 2008

Changeling: the Dreaming

One of White Wolf Studio's greatest, and most misunderstood, achievements in pen-and-paper roleplaying games.

Vampire: They're just faeries, what could they do?
Redcap: Mmm... hungry... *CHOMP*
Vampire: AAAH! THE AGG!!!

Changeling: the Dreaming by Galen Deepinglen August 5, 2004

fat fucking chance 

Fat Fucking Chance also abbreviated F.F.C
when there is no chance of this event happening

Man: Honey, want to make love tonight
Woman: fat fucking chance

fat fucking chance by Max Lester April 4, 2008

chancey 

outgoing and very knowledgeable. is very hyper and funny, but sometimes acts clueless.

chancey is soo ... idk

chancey by abby January 17, 2004