fat chance 

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.

Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)

fat chance by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011

Greyson Michael Chance 

Someone who was dropped in a pool of sexiness and sugar coated in cuteness!

youtube superstar Greyson Michael Chance

Greyson Michael Chance by Greysonator August 22, 2011

a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun

"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"

a snowballs chance in hell by benjamin eric April 30, 2008

Changeling: the Dreaming

One of White Wolf Studio's greatest, and most misunderstood, achievements in pen-and-paper roleplaying games.

Vampire: They're just faeries, what could they do?
Redcap: Mmm... hungry... *CHOMP*
Vampire: AAAH! THE AGG!!!

Changeling: the Dreaming by Galen Deepinglen August 5, 2004

fat fucking chance 

Fat Fucking Chance also abbreviated F.F.C
when there is no chance of this event happening

Man: Honey, want to make love tonight
Woman: fat fucking chance

fat fucking chance by Max Lester April 4, 2008

chancey 

outgoing and very knowledgeable. is very hyper and funny, but sometimes acts clueless.

chancey is soo ... idk

chancey by abby January 17, 2004

i see no changes 

Statement indicating that one has entered a potentially racially hostile or prejudicial environment. Usually, but not always, used to denote an white majority.

Derived from the song Changes by 2pac. In that song, the subsequent line is "all I see is racist faces".

I told you we shouldn't have come to the country music festival! I see no changes.

i see no changes by mkstyles November 9, 2006