The Crystal K

When you're choking her out during sex and she passes out so you wake her up with a paddlin and her dog licks your asshole.

I saw my guardian angle last night when my Boyfriend gave me The Crystal K

by Icoinedthetermblumpkin April 24, 2021

k-shawn

K-Shawn is very intelligent and smart. He is very athletic. K-Shawn is a sweet and funny guy you will ever know. K-Shawn is cool to be around with and can me mean and bad at times but good and cool sometimes.

K-Shawn you are so funny. I love to talk to you

by K-Shawn January 30, 2018

K Boom

Shortened version of ok boomer

"You children these days, always on your phones, probably why you're so lazy. Back in my day-"
"K Boom."

by EvilHypotheticalRain November 23, 2019

k pour

adult beverage in which the measure of alcohol poured is in direct proportion to the relationship of the drinker to the bartender.

"wow! this drink is really strong! the bartender must've given me a k pour"

by kelldoubledee January 23, 2014

Joseph K

Josephs, especially with a last name beginning with K are the most disgusting guys you will ever meet and are lowkey fat and ugly too. They will lie about your relationship and break your heart </3. DO NOT TRUST HIM!!!

person 1: "Did you hear about that guy"
person 2: "Yeah apparently he lied about kissing Rose"
person 1: "What a Joseph K"

by errppp January 11, 2022

K-Longer

A person who puts up multiple pictures of his or her self (A.K.A Selfies) onto social media websites daily. These selfie posts are accompanied with clever eye opening sayings that people Should often try to live by in their lives, but the K-Longer does Not follow through with these eye opening statements.

Gill: Looks like Sadie posted another picture of herself saying it's good to be a strong independent woman.
Pat: Yeah. Her and her man must be fighting again. She'll post a status with him in a little while about how he's wonderful.
Gill: I know. She's a real K-Longer.

by challenger887 January 30, 2014

Load It With The K

Load It With The K Means Load The Gun With The Kill

Ayo P-Dog Get The Glock And Load It With The K

by YoungScar July 18, 2019