Brandon Alan

One of the coolest motherfuckers you will EVER meet, giving, caring, a truly one of a kind man..... AND HAS A BIG DICK!!

Brandon Alan gangsta Badass

by brealualraedyknow January 7, 2012

Brandon

A relatively slick, yet reserved individual who has an unrelenting, arguably disturbing fixation for tot wees. His affinity for tot wees is boldy displayed through twiddling, fiddling and all out diddling. If you come across a Brandon the best course of action is to notify the appropriate authorities as he is likely wanted in numerous municipalities. Salacious.

"Hide you kids, Brandon is on the loose"

"Did you hear Brandon got banned from Disney World?!"

Q:Where is Brandon?

A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.

by Tastycrumpets October 26, 2013

Brandon

Little Dick Prick

That guy is such a brandon

by vxudv October 21, 2014

Brandon

A total faggot

what a Brandon

by PFM12181 February 25, 2015

Brandon

Gay ginger that likes black dicks in his ass and in his

He likes gay penis brandon

by jcns October 6, 2016

Brandon

Brandon likes to get ass fucked in the bathroom. Typically public bathrooms with strangers. Aka: glory holes.

"Hey do you know where Brandon is?"
"Ah dude he went to the bathroom so probs getting fucked idk"
"Ugh that's so typically 'brandon'."

by Idgafimonlyheretoproveapoint May 26, 2019

Brandon

A dumb nerdy kid, who only plays video games, talks about his girlfriend, and thinks he's awesome. He has a ridiculously small penis, but struts around like he has a noob tube in his pants. He's simply a dumbass

Guy 1:Bro, what the fuck is that guy doing to that girls hair?
Guy 2: Omg...he's sniffing it....he's obviously a Brandon.
Guy 1: What an annoying freak

by DJHAGGERMOUTH July 15, 2011