brandon

boy with curly long hair.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.

a very shy person.

that brandon does not talk!

by cockapoo April 2, 2008

“Let’s go Brandon!”

Absent actual conservative comedians to lead them in their humorous inside jokes, this is a phrase used by white trash to express their displeasure with Joe Biden’s presidency. When translated to be understood by the college-educated, it means “Fuck Joe Biden!”

Cletus loved to shout “Let’s go Brandon!” across the holler in between hits of crystal meth and swigs of Mountain Dew.

by fishegg34 December 28, 2021

Dark Brandon

The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."

"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"

"That would be Dark Brandon."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Brandon Kohensky

A bushy bunny.

One who does not shave his bush.

Such a big fuck, nobody will fuck him, so he fucks himself.

See JD Edgar for Brandon Kohensky

by Jack-offer March 22, 2011

brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 5, 2014

Brandon

One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.

Steve - "Hey I hear your brother became a Brandon"

Jordan - "Yeah Really sucks I wont be an uncle"

by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014

Brandon

A Fuck Boy

P1: omg did Brandon text you?!
P2: i stopped replying, hes such a fuckboy

by askdm November 29, 2014