Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.
"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"
by switchbladejack October 29, 2011
A "Ryder Boy" is a male who is minuscule and mouthwatering. He often hangs around thots, says he doesn't like them, however it's in fact clear he does. He also is obsessed with mainstream and popular clothing brands, going to the point where his belt, flip-flops, and even his pet's collar are designed by that brand. He tends to have a grudge for those who betray them, and tends to also be stubborn. He loves animals, and dislikes peanut butter. He's hard-working, but tends to procrastinate. He can be a very likable person. He loves to hang out with others, dance, and has many plans for his future.
by Godly Neologist July 29, 2017
by Duke Lougan October 04, 2010
One who is generally laggardly or lacks a specific purpose or direction. Synonymous with turtle jerker.
by L_Hol October 15, 2019
A group of ugly ass boys who are supposed to be smart but for some reason cant seem to tell when people are WAY out of their league. They walk around like hooligans invading the high street and filling up kfc as if they own it. You can smell them coming a mile away, the testosterone, cologne, aftershave, hair gel and purely pathetic desperation.
‘ O my god this annoying guy won’t leave me alone, he is such a wally boy!’
‘What’s that smell?’
‘It must be wally boys.’
‘What’s that smell?’
‘It must be wally boys.’
by pissed-off-Wally-Girl October 23, 2017
A teenage male with horemonal problems
Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter
Watching porn on the bus
Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter
Watching porn on the bus
by Emty69 July 19, 2021