bottom half of the internet

The morass that is formed by comment fields on the internet, anywhere. It is a cesspool for people being anonymously vile. The people in the cesspool often seek out things they know they hate, because they get off on being angry and disgusted, and expressing this in lurid terms.

I made the mistake of looking at the bottom half of the internet.

by Wild West January 23, 2018

Bottom honey mustard

The bottom of a honey mustard container that’s unable to be used due to the mass amount of crumbs

I don’t eat bottom honey mustard due to the crumbs

by Hurricanesteve May 7, 2018

bottoming from the top

Bottoming From The Top! A top still being top while letting their bottom take charge.

Bottoming From The Top:

Person 1: Did you read that fanfic where the top bottomed?
Person 2: Yeah.

by usergillyflower October 14, 2021

watching the bottom line

Carefully monitoring the "level" of your pants' waistband so as not to reveal your "plumber's crack' when working in public.

"Watching the bottom line" can also refer to a bystander's lengthy observation of someone who is unknowingly "mooning the world" while engrossed in the task he's performing. Sometimes you can gain a bit of extra folding-money if you make a bet with anyone else who's with you about how long it'll be before the clueless butt-exposer either realizes his faux pas or someone else yells at him to pull his pants up.

by QuacksO June 21, 2019

apple bottom queen

All natural and organic big booty.
No saline or silicone.
A booty that was rewarded by hard work (squats and sports)
Credit to K.F

Oo..Look at dat Apple Bottom Queen!!
She fine!

You think that's an ABQ or fake 1?

by Xraytech October 16, 2017

Hittin Rotch Bottom

Sex with a chick with a ripe stank puss and/or stank ass.

This bar is such a dive. Picking up any hoe here will be hittin rotch bottom.

Go wash your stank puss. I’m not hittin rotch bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Kid Rock Bottom

Like hitting hitting rock bottom but one step further down. Like Kid Rocks career in 2017, or the feeling many of us have about our country after finding out he may be running for political office.

Wow, would you look at that guy .... He has finally hit Kid Rock Bottom.

by Renegade43 July 30, 2017