National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024

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Blowjob

Sucking the life out of a guy through there dick

Ashley gave me a blowjob she sucked the life out of me

by Number2lazer March 1, 2021

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Tasmanian Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so wet and volatile that it feels like getting a blowjob from the Tasmanian devil. Can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how sloppy you like your blowjobs

Dashawn: Man my girl gave such good head last night
Gregoriano: bro my girl gave me a Tasmanian blowjob last night! It was like puttin my dick in a waterfall!

by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018

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everlasting blowjob

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.

Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.

by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022

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Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.

Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.

by JesterRP May 5, 2022

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Blowjob

Putting a dick on your mouth and sucking it until it cums.

Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.

by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021

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