dooks arse

To wet the filter of someone elses fag with your lips. Bad shit man.

Watch ma fag man you will dook arse it.

by keithlad December 31, 2004

arse burn

After a hot or spicy food often a curry when your ring peice looks like the Japanese flag and feels like a chewed tomato. "arse burn"

After that curry lads, my arse is burning. Feels like an empty headlock. "arse burn"

by JesusMcJesusFace January 1, 2019

(noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses

Scouse slang to describe when you have a lot/too much of something

“Lad, we don’t need bread; we’ve got bread coming out of our arses!”

The noun in this sentence is bread, so (Noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses

by Worn Forrest March 21, 2022

NAE-ARSE-ACIST

A Narcissist with no arse/ass/buns/buttocks/Derriere ... this condition is normally accompanied by a sister disorder where they dislike Ski holidays, democracy and moving home. Sometimes spotted on Call of Duty: Warzone, when not making themselves the centre of attention at wedding number 12 of the year. Ironically, where their complete lack of arse is laid bare for all to see.

that Ruaraidh is such a Nae-arse-acist

by mystery excelsiorite January 22, 2021

Fuck off you fat arse bitch

Your mom

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023

arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).

I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

as rough as a badger’s arse

Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025