archbishop

when the male genitalia is bent during masturbation

ive pulled a muscle in my penis trying the archbishop again

by sticky steve April 29, 2003

Archaic

1. An exceptional programmer known for breaking into some of the worlds most guarded systems by finding and executing new vulnerbilities on the fly.

2. This hax0r who is 13373r +h4n j00

Logging into CIA.gov...
Access Granted.

by webster November 3, 2003

Architexture

The texture of an online world, or texture of online buildings and environments. Using particles and pixels to form worlds.

EverQuest expansions use new architexture in each zone.

by Cyle Bonjour February 5, 2006

archipelago

To ejaculate on the stomach of a doughy woman.

Isaiah's efforts were simply too exhausting. He finally pulled out, removed the accursed condom and masturbated furiously until he had created a seminal archipelago on his girlfriend's stomach. He stopped briefly to admire it before falling asleep.

by Niccolo Machiavelli July 15, 2008

Archtard

Coined by VoteForTheWorst.com, an Archtard is a person who has spontaneous orgasms when thinking about David Archuleta. They dream of marrying David Archuleta, and their main argument is that 'you're all just jealous'.

David Cook Fan: Season 7 was the last good season.

David Archuleta Fan: Nuh-uh! It was good until David Cook won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT HE SHAVE?????????

David Cook: Luls. Archtard.

David Archuleta Fan: JEALOUSY! RACISM MAYBE! UMMMMM........ JEALOUSY!!!!! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKISH FUCK SHIT!

David Cook Fan: You're cool.

David Archuleta Fan: Forserious?

DCF: No.

DAF: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LULSMOMMA April 21, 2010

Archer

Archer normally has a hotter cooler younger sister who is awesome and name starts with F

“Hey have you heard of Archer”

“You mean that cool hot awesome funny talented girls brother?”
“Oh yeah!”

by Coolgirl42 June 16, 2021

Conversational Archeology

Refers to the act of tracing the origins of a long and rambling, possibly stoned conversation. The act of re-tracing generally occurs when there are three or more individuals in the conversation - and the rambling arrives at an obscure and perhaps unnatural topic.

How did we get talking about the janitor smearing shit on the wall in the boys bathroom? Let's do the conversational archeology here.

by Cameroon66 December 9, 2008