anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.

Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.

by Zerodawn January 1, 2017

anal docking

Like scissoring, but using buttholes.
Often loose buttholes.

'man last night was wild, I lost my balance and we started anal docking, thought it would be weird but we totally ran with it'

by Ranchdog September 26, 2015

anal canoeist

One who enagages in the art of bum fun.

Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.

by Spextacles June 23, 2007

anal alcohol

Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later

"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"

by Ladyi/tstreetsfreaki/tsheets November 21, 2013

Anal Damage

An extreme act of anal penetration which leaves a person's anus in state which resembles a boiled or mushed tomatoe.

1. "Hey Roy, i rammed my meat snorkel into your mom's chutney pot and she suffered massive anal damage"

2. The anal damage which which Mike suffered was really dangerous

by Steve Z and the temps March 27, 2009

anal nozzle

A penis, especialy a homosexual's.

He inserted hisanal nozzleuphill gardener style

by analnozzles February 13, 2007

anal bong

The act of beerbonging in the ass (preferably with vodka) to increase alcohol uptake and make you more drunk

Jim didn't feel that the vodkabears made him shitfaced, so he asked Mark to anal bong him with a bottle of vodka. Mark said "no, that's gross!" so now Jim will have an awful night as the only sober guy in the club.

by CollegeDouche November 28, 2013