Anal Guy

A male prostitute who has an exceptionally large and worn out anus and uses this fact to attract wealthy but lonely male homosexuals. A lot of them also has multiple STIs (sexually transmitted infection) due to the fact that they are so confident and arrogant in their own anal sex capabilities they often neglect the use of a condom.
#gay4pay #pay2gay

Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.

George is such an Anal Guy! He made $5 yesterday by having sex with a guy with AIDS!

I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.

Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.

by ProfessionalCanadian! September 16, 2016

anal alcohol

Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later

"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"

by Ladyi/tstreetsfreaki/tsheets November 21, 2013

anal canoeist

One who enagages in the art of bum fun.

Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.

by Spextacles June 23, 2007

anal cakes

Shit

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!

by Burger70 February 23, 2010

anal bong

The act of beerbonging in the ass (preferably with vodka) to increase alcohol uptake and make you more drunk

Jim didn't feel that the vodkabears made him shitfaced, so he asked Mark to anal bong him with a bottle of vodka. Mark said "no, that's gross!" so now Jim will have an awful night as the only sober guy in the club.

by CollegeDouche November 28, 2013

anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.

Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.

by Zerodawn January 1, 2017

Anal Garts

Sores developed in the anal region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, Known to flair up in anticipation of new expansions or new game rollouts. Also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play

"Fuck my anal garts are flaring, I think I need to log off"

"Garts on the level d00d!"

by Pandertroll August 29, 2012