anal queefs

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt

“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”

by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021

anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.

Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.

by Zerodawn January 1, 2017

anal canoeist

One who enagages in the art of bum fun.

Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.

by Spextacles June 23, 2007

anal alcohol

Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later

"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"

by Ladyi/tstreetsfreaki/tsheets November 21, 2013

anal nozzle

A penis, especialy a homosexual's.

He inserted hisanal nozzleuphill gardener style

by analnozzles February 13, 2007

Anal Damage

An extreme act of anal penetration which leaves a person's anus in state which resembles a boiled or mushed tomatoe.

1. "Hey Roy, i rammed my meat snorkel into your mom's chutney pot and she suffered massive anal damage"

2. The anal damage which which Mike suffered was really dangerous

by Steve Z and the temps March 27, 2009

anal cakes

Shit

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!

by Burger70 February 23, 2010