because it shits out random stuff
i refer to my ass as america because it shits out random stuff
by the man who will eat your cat January 29, 2022
At an all male sleepover, whoever falls asleep first gets jerked off and then smacked in the face with the offending splooge covered hand... slapper must shout, "Good Morning America!" upon delivery of slap.
Bobby called his mom crying to pick him up from the sleepover after Johnny gave him the Good Morning America.
by JYeezie March 30, 2010
Literally, "America fucks its mother". Mexican expression used when someone wants Club America (A football team) to fuck off.
by sdlgcdg:v April 4, 2016
by WavedBrute July 21, 2011
by JOHNSON September 19, 2003
An unprecedented indictment charging the former president with three conspiracies: one to defraud the United States; a second to obstruct an official government proceeding, the certification of the Electoral College vote; and a third to deprive people of a civil right, the right to have their votes counted. Mr. Trump was also charged with a fourth count of attempting to obstruct an official proceeding.
A previously-unimaginable moment in American history, the result of electing a morally, intellectually and financially bankrupt TV show host to the country's highest office: United States of America v. Donald J. Trump, and how could it have ended otherwise, how did it happen? Half the country wants him back in the White House. That's how.
by Monkey's Dad August 2, 2023
by Mr. Lyle January 12, 2017