A Jug

Scoring a goal in hockey on your first shot on your first shift in over a decade, followed immediately the next shift by falling down with no one else around and severely dislocating shoulder causing your season to end.

Dude, there is a new guy on my inline hockey team, and he pulled a jug. He went from such a high, to such a low in seconds.

by WetYourMind January 9, 2017

Pulling a Josh

When you know what the negative outcome of a situation will be, but decide to put yourself at risk instead of avoid it. A move played by someone without a will to live.

1. Josh: "I know water is going to make me throw up, but I'm going to drink it anyways."
*30 minutes later*
Person: "So did you throw up?"
Josh: "Yes."
Person: "Way to pull a Josh."

2. Mark: "I know I'm going to be fired if I ask my faggot b0ss for a raise, but I'm going to do it anyways."
Jimbo: "Stop pulling a josh and get real Mark. You can't do that."

3. Player 1: "I know I have to keep myself hidden from the Nazis, but this a perfect shot. I'm going to pull a Josh and kill this Jerry bastard!"
Tombstone: "Player 1 has been gassed by Mein Führer."

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018

Pull a Jimmy

The act of operating a motor vehicle and backing into or driving into something and then driving off as if nothing happened and no one noticed.

Oh man I just backed my truck into that van...hang on I am going to pull a Jimmy and drive off like nothing happened. We will drive around on the other side of that building to see if there is any truck damage.

by Mick267 December 16, 2019

What a joke

The samuel nougart of the squad.

Thinks he is good then gets clapped by some scrub without opposable thumbs.

Still better than a matthew sutton

I'm playing like noug, what a joke.

by NougsMumsHot69 October 15, 2020

Smoke a joint

Get high and turn into the sun then be reincarnated as the moon and crash into eatth

Imma smoke a joint

by Yourmotherishomosexuality November 17, 2020

Epicness In A Jar

The moment where all things that are good are in your hands and no one can steal it from you. Something so amazing that cant be taken away from you. Its so epic, its in a jar.

Holy jesus, I hit the jack pot!

Whoa man, thats epicness in a jar right there!

by Sugarcube414 July 15, 2010

like ducks on a june bug

The predicate that compares one thing that is greatly attracted to another. A similar expression to "like white on rice", or "all over him like a cheap suit".

Ex. 1 - "You'd better not insult my girl, Bessy-Sue, no mo 'bout wearin that mumu or I'll be on you like ducks on a June bug". (Implies aggression)

Ex. 2 - "Yes Ma, I'll be on top of my homework like ducks on a June bug". (Implies diligence)

by MeDavebo June 30, 2008