Panda

A chubby homosexual male of mixed race, with excessive body hair.

Last night I found a Panda on Grindr. And he was DTF.

by Thatotherotherguynamedjoebutno May 24, 2018

Greasy Panda

Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face

A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"

by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020

The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.

The Curse of the Pandas

by speedjacer February 12, 2010

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.

"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."

by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020

Panda

Pandas are the cutest animal ever. They are located in china, in the high montans in bamboo forests. They only eat bamboo. They eat about 12 pounds of bamboo everday.

My favorite animal is a panda

by Pandalover69693 🐼🐼 November 10, 2018

panda

bamboo climbing cows

pandas are able to maul you to death in mere seconds

by literal psycopath April 12, 2021