Jumpin Jesus

a word to show your expression when someone scares you

ONLY AARON AND VERONICAS..NOT BENNYS.

Jumpin Jesus you scared the bejesus out of me!

by AT02202 December 18, 2006

pot Jesus

The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.

Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.

by thephil November 8, 2007

Jesus Desade

An Internet fiend, who trawls the web for the foulest, most disturbing and unsettling material it can provide. Should be approached with caution. Has the sexual appetite of a thousand men. A thousand debauched men.

Jesus Desade parked his bicycle in another man's orifice.
Jesus Desade will fuck you up!

by Disciple of Desade August 21, 2006

what the jesus?

Like saying "What the hell?" or "What the fuck?" with softer language. Used in response to a completely random or inappropriate comment.

>It burns when I pee.
>>What the Jesus?

by geoff April 22, 2005

Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller

by Ryan November 13, 2003

Jesus Cold

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Jesus Brace

n. Colloquial, Possibly Australian

See also oh shit bar

Found in automobiles, but appear to serve no purpose other than
a) assisting corpulent persons and/or people to alight the vehicle
b) grabbing on to in times of a potential accident to brace oneself, i.e driver exceeding the speed limit

So called for one of two reasons
i) person grabbing the 'brace' praying to their respective deity to avoid the accident, being an english term this is most likely to be a christian, hence use of 'Jesus'
ii) person audibly exclaiming 'Jesus!'in the same situation as above

In absence of a bar, may also be referred to as a 'Jesus Strap'

Jim clutched the Jesus Brace as his brother went drifting through the mountains Initial D style

by andrewfx51 April 3, 2009