A person who has the ability to go absolutely batshit crazy over nothing or something of virtual unimportance, usually found in ghetto “real niggaz” aka black people.
So you know Quvon? I told him that his dreads were fucking ugly and he just went and starting being an ape! I almost died.
by Twixotic April 7, 2019
Get the Ape mug.Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
Get the Ape Shit mug.Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
Get the Ape Shit mug.To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.
by anuncertainsomeone June 7, 2019
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Black person: WHAT YOU SAY TO ME??!?!??
Black person: Downloads the "whipping" app on his black nokia 612
Adam: *Gets belted*
Adam: FUCKING BASTARD
Black person: WHAT YOU SAY TO ME??!?!??
Black person: Downloads the "whipping" app on his black nokia 612
Adam: *Gets belted*
Adam: FUCKING BASTARD
by Non-black male September 17, 2019
Get the Ape mug.An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.
by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019
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