Girl: Oh my god its Zoe, I wish I were her.
Boy: I know you would be so much better if you were like her.
Girl: oh.
Boy: I know you would be so much better if you were like her.
Girl: oh.
by obamawhenicum November 22, 2021
Get the Zoemug. When you come up with her in a fight, pray to God before you do because not is she only going to beat yo ass up but your inside and out. She is incredibly firm, strong, and beautiful lady. Protecting her friends and family is her #1 priority, and making them laugh is also on her to-do list. Not only is she a wonderful friend, she is academic genius and an incredibly smart boss. That skinny legend is always on a diet and thinks she's not good enough but please, she is perfect just the way she is. Everyone needs this girl in their life because she can bring a stormy, terrible tsunami to just a perfect day at the beach with gentle breezes. Her lung-killing humor is going to leave you on the ground with her sarcastic and dark jokes. She's a boss bitch and no one is going to make her surrender.
Bestie: when kind of fish do you like?
Zoe: I like regular fish than dead fish, regular fish is so yummy. *starts daydreaming*
Zoe: I like regular fish than dead fish, regular fish is so yummy. *starts daydreaming*
by valix_698 March 18, 2023
Get the Zoemug. If a guy/girl is in a relationship with someone but cheats several times and dumps him/her after a month
Paul: Yooo did u see Leonie getting rizzed by Lukas even tho she is in a relationship.
Maxi: Yes i totally saw that she is doing the "Zoe Classic"...
Mario: Yoo did u saw Lorenz yesterday he rizzed up a girl do you think he is doing the "Zoe Classic" again?
Paul: Maybe.
Maxi: Yes i totally saw that she is doing the "Zoe Classic"...
Mario: Yoo did u saw Lorenz yesterday he rizzed up a girl do you think he is doing the "Zoe Classic" again?
Paul: Maybe.
by RizzingMan November 19, 2023
Get the Zoe Classicmug. 
This persons humor is based off of being selfish. she constantly thinks about herself but still has a heart for others. her hair usually isn't washed or looks greasy at times. she is very funny and at times has good outfits. overall, zoe is a great person behind all of her ego. <33
Zoe is a great person!
by 2143999170 December 23, 2021
Get the Zoemug. 
Zoe is so attractive and has a great, riveting personality. Zoe has an awesome taste in music and often gravitates towards One Direction. She is very smart and funny and incredibly sexy. she reads a lot of wattpad.
person 1: did you see zoe posting about duplicity on her story?
Person 2: yes omg i'm so excited for the new update
Person 2: yes omg i'm so excited for the new update
by penissucker2000 July 1, 2021
Get the Zoemug.