Zoe Mesa

Black Mesa, but under constant explosion.

*Something explodes, or catches fire*
Everyone: This is a true Zoe Mesa moment.

by d3911 March 14, 2021

Zoe Laverne

Zoe LaGroomer is a GROOMER, if you're a minor and hangs out with her. BE CAREFUL cause she might groom you

Have you seen zoe laverne?
What zoe laverne? I ONLY know zoe lagroomer..

by LocalNaPatatasNyo March 19, 2021

Zoe

She is a best friend stealer, rat, piece of sheet, and pretty

Zoe HOW DARE YOU STEAL DANI FROM LILY

by Galaxy Puffs puffs March 24, 2021

Zoe

Zoe is a wild energetic and fiery girl, she will always have your back and will beat up anybody that tries to hurt her friends. Generally emo, and thinks relationships are DISGUSTING. But secretly wants one anyway ;) Zoe is an amazing person to have as a friend, she’s like a personal friendly, sarcastic, humorous bodyguard. She’s also an AMAZING singer.

Guy 1: Hey who’s that over there?
Guy 2: That’s Zoe. Careful, if you make a wrong move she’ll beat you up. Mind you she’s strong.
Guy 1: Ahh bummer.

by Child-of-Apollo March 26, 2021

Zoe Laverne

Groomer who is pregnant

Friend: hey do u know Zoe Laverne?
You: oh yes! Didn’t she groom a child then get pregnant?

by Moose moo cartoon April 6, 2021

Zoe

Zoe is a beautiful,strong and smart girl she's always bragging about her weekends to her BFF's. She might seem nice and kind but if you mess with her and her BFF's she will beat your ass. She is cute and smart and she's always loyal with her friends. She's sexy and has big boobs and a big booty.when zoe and her rock up at school everyone will want to be they friend.

friend:OMG ZOE'S HERE GET READY!!!
Zoe: (look's beautiful) hey girlfriends!
friend:hey you wanna hang out?
Zoe: sorry i'm buzy (look's through memes)

by Zoexxlouwly April 7, 2021

Zoe

A person with a great sense of humor. They can be a bit antisocial with new people but once you get to know them, they're a very entertaining and quite loyal friend. Always there to lend a hand or complain about the maths homework

1) bro where were you last night, I was Tryna call?
2) I was at Zoe's, playing videogames and eating toast

by Zoly April 14, 2021