Windowectomy

A window installed in your stomache so you can see where your going , since your head is shoved so far up your own ass it's clearly obstructing your vision.

Your so full of shit you need a windowectomy.

by FergieNSP November 5, 2019

Window Washed

The act of getting absolutely window washed with the boys.

Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed

Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed

David- No shot he is window washed!

Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter

by WindowWashedMaster July 3, 2021

drivers window

the front drivers side window aka normal sex. when a woman is on her monthly cycle.

all of my windows are working except my drivers window.

by iqhq April 8, 2010

California Window Wiper

When a man ejaculates on a sexual partners face and the rubs his penis on the persons face in the sane manner of a window wiper.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a California Window Wiper.

by Afro8419 August 26, 2010

Wank Window

A wank window is limited time frame in which an opportunistic married man is alone in his home and can therefore peruse 'performing art' videos on the home computer whilst digitally stimulating his phallus. Mission control usually grants wank windows when the wife has gone to Tesco with the kids to do the shopping / gone to see relatives / went out with her mates. Wank windows are known to be tenuous and unpredictable because the wife may return early and the act of self flagellation may have to be aborted.

Courier: I tried to deliver the parcel to number 8 this morning but the bloke wouldn't answer the door. I rang the bell repeatedly but he appeared to be glued to his computer in the front room, ignorant twat!
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.

Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.

by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012

weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

by teamknapsack June 20, 2017

Wonder Window

The upside down triangle shaped gap between the thighs, and just bellow the nether regions of a woman.

I can see daylight through her wonder window.

by Scm4life831 July 19, 2017