A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.
by wet Willy Wonka December 20, 2008
Get the Wet Williemug. a willy washer is when you pee in a urinal and some liquid (either water or urine) splashes back on you
by Conor Mc May 8, 2005
Get the willy washermug. 
Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007
Get the Willy Wonkamug. by Grandpas Ashes October 28, 2019
Get the fat willymug. The act of placing one's penis into another's ear, usually accompanied by the exclamation, "Pee willy!".
"I totally pulled a pee willy on Ben while he slept last night. He woke up with my junk in his ear!"
Cousin of the wet willy
Not to be confused with the poo willy
Cousin of the wet willy
Not to be confused with the poo willy
by nWhistle August 31, 2013
Get the pee willymug. A person who is not to be trifled with. Willis, spelled W-I-L-L-I-S, can be translated into the words Alice 2.2, reighncheph and mimsy, although none of these words effect or determine the existence of a Willis-Red. Willis-Red, hereby refereed to as Willis, is one who studies and worships the effects of bishism. He is extremely wise, and is always ready to give advice as long as questions have three q's in the first word and have seven commas in the overall question. His favorite animals are the seal and the polar bear, although he hates all arctic creatures. He once found the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. There is no man, woman, child or aardvark that is greater or more clever then Willis. Willis's name will appear everywhere, but if you look for him, he will not be found.
by Willis-Red March 7, 2012
Get the Willis-Redmug.