Willy Wonker

1) Stupid slang for the movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

2) Male genitalia.

1) Joe: "Dude, let's go see that new Willy Wonker movie on friday!"

Hector: "What?"

Joe: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Hector: "KK"

2) Street Slut: "Hey big boy, how bouts you show me that nice looking Willy Wonker down there?"

by interesting45 May 16, 2010

Willy

The man who makes all love with all the girls. He has A big dick bigger than a cockzilla. He is the nicest person in the world .he cares about everyone.

Willy the slay God pulled 4 girls last night.

by Slay master June 4, 2016

Willy Wanker

Someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing Willy Wonka as Gene Wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.

Johnny Depp - Willy Wanker

by ChrisEarlson January 14, 2008

willy

A psycho who is obsessively jealous over everything. Will get mad at you for anything if you dont tell him at least a week in advance.

wow! you're seriously being a willy right now!

by menslady217 January 23, 2009

willyfluff

A small collection of fibres produced only by Davo whilst wearing a school uniform and drinking effes.
Harvesting of the willyfluff is celebrated in western samoa between the 3rd day of every month and the next full moon. Specified forceps must be used when collecting the fibres. It has a high market value in Japan as an aphrodisiac but may only be taken in small doses. not heeding this warning will result in ocular googliness

That willyfluff gave me a massive boner last night

by David William Stobart November 12, 2008

Willy Hat

A Condom, Protection against disease and prevention of Children.

Man: "Oh shit, i've ran out of Willy Hats, did you bring any?"

Woman: "Yes, Luckily!"

by Fuckyoumert August 27, 2008

wally bag

A fool, a berk. Someone unsure of what to do next. Literally, a wally is Cockney for a small pickle.

Arthur: There he goes trying to sell that old banger to that geezer again. It's French and the geezer only buys German.

Terry: Yeh, what a wally bag!

by Arthur Mullard Junior October 18, 2008