Box score warrior

Somebody who makes their nba takes based on the box score

Also a goated podcast

Donovan Mitchell dropped 34 last night he’s so good
Bro he shot 34% ur such a box score warrior

by Boiiii123333 March 3, 2021

Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

Ego Warrior

"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.

Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.

by HaloBetty June 30, 2017

Social Justice Warrior

An activist who is motivated more by a love of conflict than by a desire to accomplish the (typically liberal) purported political goal. Whereas regular activists prefer to win without a fight, a social justice warrior prefers to fight without a win.

"I have to spend an afternoon sorting through my old Twitter posts. If I don't, some self-righteous social justice warrior might go digging and try to whip up a mob to get me fired for using a currently-disapproved term sixteen years ago when I was in high school instead of just privately asking me to remove it."

by IowanStill September 2, 2023

Tinder Warrior

Typically a girl, who has years of experience on the dating app, Tinder.

Wow Ellie is such a Tinder Warrior

by ShagaaaLot November 16, 2021

pizza warrior

People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.

Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

dino warriors

A drinking game in which you wear deb and dino warrior glasses and name different dinosaurs. You drink alot.

Gets you RFU

Deb: wtf are you kids doing???
Jeff: Ahhhhhhhhhh deb deb dino warriors

by Pfinny December 17, 2006