AFRICAN WANK

You Use a machete to coress your balls and shout wankanda forever when you squirt your load

Honey I'm going for an African wank pass the machete please

by Blackpanther132 September 28, 2021

Trump wank

When you wank or be wanked off after consuming cheesy crisps e.g. Wotisits, Cheetos, Doritos ect. Leaving your genital orange like Donald Trump

After a cheesy snack she gave me a Trump wank

by Chad Bellis December 10, 2021

Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation

what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.

by AGJ13 February 12, 2017

wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014

cosmic wank

The process of masturbation when high

“I had a cosmic wank last night’”

by Claret123 November 25, 2017

Weird wank

The art of masturbation outside normal characteristics most would see as normal

Did you know danial like to weird wank. He does it over the sink but also uses tissue

by Havince September 7, 2020