Firey Waffle

When you go to fuck a woman's pussy shortly after applying hot sauce to the dick like lube

the sex didnt last long after we did the firey waffle

by Charly Sheen October 1, 2012

Testy Waffle

1) A sexy breakfast menu item probably requiring the use of whip cream.

2) A gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter bitch.

1) Man, I sure am horny for some testy waffles.

2) That bitch was hating on me so I put a Big Mac on the ground and while she was down I stomped a Testy Waffle on that skank.

by Tinytatertot December 3, 2011

Homo Waffles

When two gay couples are together.

It's the weirdest thing when you see homo waffles.
You seriously don't know how to react to that sort of thing.

by SCRY December 8, 2007

Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

Twaut Waffle

Twaut Waffle: A Crippled up Vagina, that kind of looks like a Walfle. Some people get confused and think they are eating breakfast.

Jack went down on Jill and thought he was eating breakfast. Twaut Waffle

by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017

French Waffle

The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.

Yoooo bitch gimee a french waffle

by MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT CUNT February 22, 2018

blue waffles

VERY NASTY AND FUCKING DISGUSTING DISEASED PUSSY!

I broke up with her after I found out she had blue waffles!

by the explainer 69 March 12, 2017