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turd burglar

n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.
Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!
by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008
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Trident

The insertion of the middle finger, the pinky finger and the thumb into a vagina. All fingers will most likely be broken in the process.
Guy 1: Dude, did you give her a trident last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I think all my fingers are broken, but it was worth it!
by Spenny/Kris September 9, 2011
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Turd

One link of shit or a person that is a loser.
I stepped on one of the dog's turds.

Matthew is such a turd!
by jwaK March 21, 2009
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turd trapeze

The act of laying toilet paper across a toilet as to cover the entire opening, putting the seat down to assure the paper stays put, and shitting on top of the paper to give the appearance that the toilet is supremely clogged and strikes fear into anyone who would dare to flush it. It's called the trapeze because the turd is skillfully balanced like a trapeze high artist.
What the hell, Carlos you clogged our toilet!

Wait nevermind, it was just a turd trapeze.
by Slate Giz February 16, 2010
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turd-licker

A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.
My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.
by MWBishop July 1, 2010
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turd magnet

One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.
Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."

Mike: "Those are my friends"

Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"
by Oldschool22 January 5, 2012
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Turd knocker

1) A fart that is ushering the way for a solid drop.
2) A term of endearment used by the elderly generation.
You little turd knockers behave while I'm gone, and I'll bring you some ice cream.
by Æl November 5, 2014
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