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Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.
I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.
by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016
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trump

A man who does not care for
Butts that are flat,

Cocks that are small,
Daughters that don't call him "daddy",
Elections that aren't rigged,
Fingers that don't grab pussies,
Gays,
Handguns that don't kill,
Ill-fitting dresses that don't show boobs,
Jokes that are better than him,
Kindergarteners that are smarter than him,
Lights that are on,
Money that doesn't grow on trees,
Nuts that aren't in his mouth
Opening doors for immigrants,
Politicians that actually know what they are doing,
Quick-thinkers that realize he is an ignoramus,
Real facts,
Sweeties that actually keep their hands to themselves,
The hard truth that he is failing,
Underwear that isn't lace,
Voices that need to be heard,
Women, but this
Xenophobic man will not
Yield for anything, not even a

Zucchini that offers to fuck him in the ass.
trump is fucking everything up
by f-e-r-g-i-licious13 November 5, 2017
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Trump

I'm going to huge Trump when we get home.
by Lupanis July 24, 2017
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Trump Card

A surprise last resort where you call a bunch of racists in to beat up someone instead of solving real problems.
I was in an argument with a guy on immigration policy when I pulled out my Trump Card and now he's in the hospital.
by gtg092x July 20, 2016
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trump

(noun) Another word for a legal traitor, or one who commits or has committed treason.
Benedict Arnold was an American Revolutionary general and trump.
by millstone December 19, 2020
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trump

A politically correct adjective for someone who is extremely ignorant of reality or who behaves severely mentally handicapped with no discernible genetic disorder. The term derives from the unbelievably stupid behavior of Donald J. Trump, especially with regard to his involvement in a Russian conspiracy to get elected President of the U.S. and the moronic attempts to cover it up.

The term is commonly used as a noun in place of the word idiot with the hope of shocking the trump person back into reality.

It is also often used to describe someone who has been conned into voting Republican against their own interests.
You are so trump, the Earth is not flat.
You have to be less trump to get away with that.
Even an orangutan has more sense than you, you trump!
That was the most trump thing I have ever heard.
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Trump supporters

Wow did you see the trump supporters cry when Biden won
by Harrystyles4nipples November 13, 2020
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