White tree

The new racial slur for white people. Born in the punk chatroom of mocospace.com, it was given life when an openly racist user told another (black) user, "u nigga i will hang u on a white tree"After much confusion and lolz were casted at the white tree comment, they all decided to start using at as a new racial slur.

White trees always complainin' about the apple sauce, eat pear sauce motherfucker!

by Bhjnjkfcjckjckcjkcfkfhjdhf September 18, 2010

tree-huggers

A person who most likely originated from Canada or the Northwest coast, who loves trees and all nature. who would bravely die to save the trees.

Tana Armitstead is a dedicated Tree hugger who is fighting for peace and Trees.

by Khana Dai October 5, 2003

tree'd

very high./ stoned.

cuz, im tree'd out my mind.

by cody.g March 10, 2010

i'm a tree

when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"

A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"

by jimjimjim (johnny the condom) March 25, 2008

wireless tree

A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.

The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.

by hot east August 2, 2012

Shade Tree Mechanic

Casual mechanics who fix or modify cars using tools and techniques that are frequently improper or not "by the book".

Tool boxes include zip ties, they use chrome sockets on an impact driver, don't own a torque wrench, and probably learned how to fix cars from a buddy, youtube, forum posts, or by doing.

How many foot lbs of torque? Just twist it until its "goodandtight". We're shade tree mechanics, not Ford technicians

by Biggus Nateus March 24, 2020

tree

A large plant, that gives ruit, shelter firewood and provides homes for many wild creatures.

The thing that Mcdadeism and Community At Heart are bitterly opposed to and want to tear down and replace with concrete

Under the Community at Heart masterplan over 200 trees are destined to be destroyed.

by black flag June 28, 2004