Tree huggers

Tree huggers are stupid dumbasses who love the environment. They cry about killing animals and say "your sick!" If you kill a deer. Then, usually it's a tradition to grab yor remington shotgun and say " GET OFF MAH LAWN!!!"

Bob: Hey see those Tree huggers?
Ron: yea, I'm gonna give em a taste of mah buckshot!

by Laoej123345 February 2, 2013

Tree Cancer

In a combat sport like paintball or airsoft, or First Person Shooter like Call of Duty or Brothers In Arms, a person (usually a sniper or camper) who stays behind or takes refuge behind or near a tree. Conied by the US Army Sniper School.

Troy was a tree cancer when he stayed behind a tree and sniped for 20 minutes in Call of Duty.

by Hackermeyer March 29, 2009

White tree

The new racial slur for white people. Born in the punk chatroom of mocospace.com, it was given life when an openly racist user told another (black) user, "u nigga i will hang u on a white tree"After much confusion and lolz were casted at the white tree comment, they all decided to start using at as a new racial slur.

White trees always complainin' about the apple sauce, eat pear sauce motherfucker!

by Bhjnjkfcjckjckcjkcfkfhjdhf September 18, 2010

tree-huggers

A person who most likely originated from Canada or the Northwest coast, who loves trees and all nature. who would bravely die to save the trees.

Tana Armitstead is a dedicated Tree hugger who is fighting for peace and Trees.

by Khana Dai October 5, 2003

tree'd

very high./ stoned.

cuz, im tree'd out my mind.

by cody.g March 10, 2010

i'm a tree

when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"

A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"

by jimjimjim (johnny the condom) March 25, 2008

wireless tree

A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.

The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.

by hot east August 2, 2012