Stocky Palm Tree

A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.

Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.

Story behind it:::

Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?

Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!

Mom, more baffled than me: Really?

Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.

Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.

Me: Not quite.

by JMF <3 April 7, 2007

talk to a tree

When you're camping and you go pee out in the open, or on a tree.

"Hold on guys, I have to go talk to a tree right quick."

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008

Tree Hugger

Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.

Tree Huggers will never let anybody have nice cars.

by Zakamaru October 9, 2008

tree topper

a backstabbing girl who just asked her friends ex-boy out, within the hour they broke up.

oh my god she is such a tree topper

by lipglosslover+Mrs.Petty June 19, 2006

Noehren tree fuck

When you jump out of the top floor of UNI's dorm noehren and land your anus right on a tree. You then bark like a dog and squint your eyes until you sweat.

Hey guys did you watch that game on tv last night?
Yes it was awesome, but my ass hurts from doing the noehren tree fuck!
Lets go to Coldstone.

by noehren tree fuckers.com October 6, 2009

FBI Tree

A small tree that you jump over when your Freakin' Balls Itch. While jumping a person has to yell FBI.

Derrick - Man I have some FBI

Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.

Derrick - Sounds Good

by BC Bane December 30, 2009