1. An appallingly bad film, game, tv programme or other form of entertainment.
2. A person ignorant of the latest coolness.
3. An affectionate insult to use on family, friends and anyone you wish to baffle.
4. A rather amusing animal.
5. A country which is altogether too fond of knives.
2. A person ignorant of the latest coolness.
3. An affectionate insult to use on family, friends and anyone you wish to baffle.
4. A rather amusing animal.
5. A country which is altogether too fond of knives.
1. 'Deep Impact' should have been a straight-to-video turkey.
2. You jive turkey!
3. Haha mom you're such a complete and utter turkey!
4. Turkey: Gobble Gobble
5. People from Turkey occasionally like to stab English football supporters.
2. You jive turkey!
3. Haha mom you're such a complete and utter turkey!
4. Turkey: Gobble Gobble
5. People from Turkey occasionally like to stab English football supporters.
by me old fruity June 11, 2006
Get the turkey mug.The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion.
"My head was spinning after the turkey twizzer my boyfriend gave me"
"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"
"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
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the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.
by John Diack January 9, 2008
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Get the blue turkey mug.Joe - yo I'm sorry I couldn't come to that party last night. I miss out?
Bob - Nahh .. you didn't. It's koo cuz' they was all turkeys anyway.
Bob - Nahh .. you didn't. It's koo cuz' they was all turkeys anyway.
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
Get the turkey mug.A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.
by umbie March 21, 2004
Get the turkey ball mug.Popular synonym for "fuck that" amongst stoners in the American South. Variattions could also be "turkey-fuck", "turkey-piss" or "turkey-shit".
Stoner #1: Dude, could you please go get me a big fuckin' glass of tea?
Stoner #2 Turkey-hell! Get it yourself!
Stoner #2 Turkey-hell! Get it yourself!
by jshrubz August 4, 2008
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