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Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off
Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?
by Hans00 August 1, 2015
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Toast

Toast is not just when you toast bread for a sandwich. Its the highest burn you could give. Its way above roast.
damn, he toasted you!
by trugggle August 8, 2015
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Toasted Bread

When a white trash person listens to rap, acts black and very ghetto.
Me: Hey why is Josh always with daquan?

Friend: Oh man he's just a toasted bread
by SomeDudeYouKnow July 17, 2016
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Toast tits

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.

More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)

Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.

Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016
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Toasts and bell

"Hey guys, how's the new trivia app doing?"
"It's all toasts and bell, dude, users love it"
by toastsandbell November 10, 2016
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Toast

Have you seen this hot toast overthere?
by NiceOlive November 30, 2015
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hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.
"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun
by park_chop December 24, 2015
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