chopped salad

when u cut someones ass up hypethetically with ur dick
that bitch wouldn't cum so i gave her some chopped salad
by sir nuts-a-lot March 09, 2008
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Egg Salad

Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.
"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"

"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."
by MilliHAX October 17, 2009
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grape salad

jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.
by lukeh081288 November 03, 2011
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ethnic salad

a person with many ethnicities.
jesus christ, Lola, youre ethnic salad!
by Dali June 04, 2003
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Fruit Salad

A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together
Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight
by Louisiana Fast : ) July 27, 2017
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potato salad

Only one person should bring potato salad to a potluck or gathering.
Man i thought i was the only one bringing the potato salad.
by king of all potatoes November 14, 2015
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Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.
Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.
by ^^!$#@ January 24, 2020
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