sissy pig

A figure of speech that describes how a person or an object is moving, typically in a digging or burrowing motion against something. An example can be a buoy dropping into water and shaking as it starts to float, or when a wood beam holding a roof shakes in mud as it becomes loose and lets the roof collapse. The action of doing something as a "sissy pig" is as if someone shook and rubbed their face back and forth in something, just like a pig that digs its nose into its food.

The man was waxing the floor really fast like a sissy pig, because he was scraping and scratching the floor too hard!

by Lueriva Fetheroviu February 22, 2023

Pig Tails

A girl wit pig tails is a blow-job with handles...

DAMN DAWG...THAT CHICKS THE BEST BOBBLE IN TOWN WHEN SHE GOT DEM PIG TAILS...

by BriKen July 6, 2008

Vampire Pigs

Pigs that have been bitten by human vampires to create a new cross species of vampires!!! These bloodsucking swine feed on both humans and other pigs. They share the same weaknesses of vampires you know sunlight and all that jazz but strangely they seem to have an extra weakness against any form of cheese. They have the same strengths as well this includes wings with which the use to fly down and swarm their victims with.

Last week a village in Brazil was completely taken by a swarm of Vampire Pigs.

by Aaronius Mcgee April 10, 2008

pig tail

A trailing cop

Someone right on your back

This cops been pigtailing me all day, I can't unload the dro yet

Terry don't be such a pig tail, get off my nuts

by hdevonxz October 21, 2006

slam pig

a whore, a loose woman. A prostitute.

Lauren Kondian is such a slam pig!

by Kathleen Kelly December 25, 2005

guinea pig

Clean rodent with no visible tail. Strictly vegetarian. Comes in large variety of colors and hair styles. Sheds hair at a fast rate. Like humans, it cannot produce its own vitamin C, so must take it in it's diet. Lives 3-8 years. Usually very friendly and affectionate. Makes a wide range of noses, from squeaking, purring, chirping and chattering. Their mind control powers are pure fiction. Really.

What are you squeaking about, Kiki? I already feed you earl... MUST OBEY THE PIG. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, EMPRESS KIKI.

by fred-of-fred December 22, 2004

beer pig

A beer pig is a girl you take home from the bar at 2am with a big beer pouch and lay her down.

Last night I took home a beer pig from Old Queens Tavern.

by William Hadzimichalis July 30, 2008