Going to live on a farm.

The lie your parents told you when your dog died.

Kid: Hey Dad where's the dog at?
Dad: Oh, he went to live on a farm.
Kid: Kewl!
later...Kid to friends: My dog is going to live on a farm.

by john95127 February 19, 2009

going to the moon

The act of getting so high your out of this world.

I am going to the moon with Dr. Greenthumb during lunch. You could call me a regular astronaut.

by CrustFace Killah June 11, 2006

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox January 7, 2008

you got to be shitting me

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

by DUWBAT October 27, 2013

got to the core

The act of smoke reaching "the core" or center of one's being, following a hard bong rip of marijuana.

"Awwww mannnn.....that one got to the core."

-"You're doing it right, brahhh."

*Cough cough "got to the core-" *cough cough "got-" *cough "got to the core"

by Big24oz. September 9, 2012

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully

Synonym for "I'm going to the bathroom" at Dodger Stadium, since they play Vin's commentary over the speakers in the bathrooms there.

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully and grab a beer.
Again? You just listened to him like 2 innings ago!

by A.Roo July 22, 2010

Gonna have to

This phrase is often used in situations where no other option is present, and you're just going to have to.

Linardo bro you have to muck that duster
"Idk Potts, seems mucky but... *click gonna have to"

by Scoonch January 24, 2017