comfort food

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.

Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

astronaut food

A person who you are not in a relationship with but could always have the ability of being in a relationship. Much like astronaut food that person will never go stale or tired of waiting for their love to be requited.

Samantha: I am so lonely maybe I should just go out with Ian.
Francesca: yeah, he's your "astronaut food" , he's been in love with you for like 2 years!

by flubber-monkey jones December 24, 2008

food log

burrito

hey man u wanna go get some food logs?

by FidelChatstro July 22, 2008

dude food

semen

I totally fed her my dude food last night

by Mr. Tibet September 20, 2009

Food baby

A Turd, Dump, Bowel movement, fecal defecation. Much harder to give birth to than an actualy human baby.

Dude i gotta run to the toilet to give birth to a food baby!

by KL Whitjohj November 27, 2012

food whore

someone who loves to eat food and never stops eating!!

my boyfriend who i love and call puppy is a food whore!!

by puppyswifey March 22, 2006

chinese food

One of the few things China got right.

Person A: Going to get chinese food!
Person B: Oh my god! I'm so going
Person A: But I have like never talked to you since we were 4.
Person B: Shut the fuck up! We can talk when we get there.

by lalalayo July 03, 2009