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Old Time Hockey

When you fucking go out there, no bucket, old time woody stick, ccm tacks, winwell gloves and you fucking go out there and hit and club people. Every shot is a slap shot, and you over 35. OLD TIME HOCKEY!
You see Donald club Brashear?!?

Oh baby did I ever. He got fucking Old Timed. YAH YAH! That's Old Time Hockey right there.
by Kevin Sjostrom December 29, 2008
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in due time

Things will get better in due time.

another time when the time is right
by 2flashy12 March 19, 2016
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Green Grass and High Tides

One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.

The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.
by Arockalypse February 2, 2009
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fap-time

A special time (scheduled or non-scheduled) in a person's day/week where they celebrate by pleasuring themselves, normally in front of a PC.
1. I can't believe Stacy Henry just kissed and pushed-up against me! When I get home, it's FAP-TIME!

2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.

3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.
by pixelsword May 30, 2008
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punk time

refers to the tendency of punk shows (especially house shows) to start well after their advertised start time
I showed up to that hardcore show at eight like it said on the flyer, but the first band didn't start until eleven. fucking punk time.
by mecki messer November 21, 2010
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porcelain time

The time spent in a restroom using the toilet.
"Where's Bob?"

"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."

"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"
by josjr December 28, 2009
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Dude Time

An awesome cologne used by dudes to attract other dudes to hang out with them, thus 'dude time'. This time is an experience of dude bonding where the dudes can get closer and build life long friendships. This cologne specifically attracts dude unicorns and is most likely used by blue jays, commonly named Mordecai.
Oh no. Tell me you did NOT use DUDE TIME to attract the ladies.
by ohyaadudetimeya January 25, 2011
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