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cave gorilla

When you are about to cum, pound on your chest like a gorilla, than pull out and go into the darkness.
Hey dude, I gave your mom a cave gorilla yesterday!
by Full throttle May 12, 2016
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cave gorilla

The act of giving a girl anal while pounding your chest, right before you finish you say oh-oh like a monkey and start thrusting even more violently.
Dude I gave your mom the best cave gorilla yesterday
by Full throttle May 19, 2016
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Gorilla Grip

When a girl’s pussy is so tight and grips that dick just perfect it makes you cum every time.
Damn shawty’s pussy is so nice. She had that gorilla grip.
by OhMyTwat June 5, 2023
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Gorilla girl

Someone that you better laugh when they tell a joke.
The gorilla girl was destroying the entire city like King Kong, but expected everyone to think it was funny.
by Solid Mantis April 26, 2021
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Gorilla Tactics

(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)

Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.

The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
"Sir, I believe we need to use Gorilla Tactics here"
by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022
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Gorilla Nap

When you take a HUGE, long, coma-like, nap after doing anything at all, Especially after some simple things and then for absolutely no reason feel the motivation to sleep for half the damn day.
“That walk tired me out, Imma take a gorilla nap.”
“Bro that wasn’t even a a long walk you fatass
by PlatypusPapi August 20, 2023
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Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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