Evil Bong Rip

an "evil bong rip" is the act of hitting a glass marijuana bong without water to filter the smoke, more than often causing very heavy coughing fits that might lead to vomiting.

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Jerry: ''Oh my God, Bob! look! William just took and Evil Bong Rip!'
Bob: "Oh my God, that's dope!"

by the-guy-from-omori December 28, 2025

The evil of the lesser two

A situation where you’re forced to choose between two bad options, neither of which you want, but one is slightly less awful than the other.

Neither option was good, so I just chose the evil of the lesser two.”

It came down to the evil of the lesser two, and I still wasn’t happy about it.

I didn’t want either outcome, but sometimes you just pick the evil of the lesser two and move on.

by Lugzey26 January 6, 2026

Evil Purple Bart Simpson

Evil Purple Bart Simpson is a evil version of bart simpson that is evil of course, not to be counfused with Evil Bart Simpson or Purple Bart Simpson

RUN! ITS EVIL PURPLE BART SIMPSON!

by OntarioBrie January 7, 2026

Evility

Willful malicious acts.

He hurt someone with effortless evility.

by JulieO- January 18, 2025

Evil Mitski

Evil Mitski is a flip on the popular artist Mitski created by fans. Some of her joke songs include:

I bet on Winning Cats
Somebody
Solid Rough
A Diamond
Class of 3102
Dishwasher Liver

Guy 1: Dude, have you heard of Evil Mitski?
Guy 2: get out of my house

by CoryXZeeke January 19, 2025

Evil

@very_reality

Person A: i'm not evil

Person B: you're literally Reality, very high quality reality

by God Gokuto January 21, 2025

Evil Twink

An evil twink, in simple terms, is essentially Raouf

“Dude I hate Raouf, he’s just a dick slurper.”
“I know right, that evil twink will pay.”

by Raoufwillpay January 21, 2025