The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
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Get the Magical Crackermug. by AJ Elk January 11, 2012
Get the oyster crackermug. A derogatory insult towards a non-white person who is excessively obedient or servile to white people. The meaning is similar to the term Uncle Tom. It is derivative of the term Munch, but instead of referring to oral acts on women, it is with white men instead.
Jose no longer helps with the Latin community anymore. He would rather be a Cracker Munch and help that white guy incriminate us and deny our citizenship into the country.
by Urban Ron September 22, 2023
Get the Cracker Munchmug. by gypsygirlyah December 31, 2017
Get the banana crackersmug. When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.
by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014
Get the triscut crackermug. by Booming July 28, 2016
Get the edge of a crackermug. by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019
Get the Cracker Woofermug.