Football dog

A small, kickable dog

I don't like football dogs.

by Hi576 December 3, 2020

football

a sport for fat americans, written by an american

u like football?
No im more of a futbol person actually.

by LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS October 21, 2020

football

football

football

by f00tb4ll July 10, 2021

snow football

vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.

dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"

by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 22, 2011

School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians

Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?

by Lochstar! June 14, 2023

Fantasy Football

A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.

Because Jack plays fantasy football, he is more interested in the NFL.

by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018

The Football wall

When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30

Newcastle United have hit the football wall

by Dr Tard August 10, 2025