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Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.
Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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blowing a cop

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.
-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.
by baconator7 June 30, 2010
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cop

verb

1 : to purchase or seek contraband or dangerous items
2 : to steal or scavenge at great risk
It's not easy to cop in a new city.
by Real Rusty Shackleford February 11, 2019
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cop

To get shot at and take a slug
"Ive copped a few shells but i dont walk with a limp"-50 Cent
by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004
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to cop

to score , to take drugs.
I want to cop. I want to score some meth.
by [.] July 20, 2017
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Cop Hair

1. When a cop who has cop hair grows their hair out, to blend in with us (the normal people), but doesn't cut it, and has cop-hair-shaped hair that's just longer. 2.One of the primary indicators of who is a cop.
"Hey, man. He's a cop! You wanna know how I know? 'Cause he got cop hair!"
by Tardigradous Friseur March 9, 2010
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