Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

thumb buddy

Someone who uses his or her thumb as a mutual part of the relationship. This can include constant thumbs up for a good job, or anal penetration.

"Dude, you have to do it, you're my thumb buddy!"

by dude man nice. May 14, 2009

Thumb Attacked

When some you are talking to on the phone,starts to text someone else while still on the phone with you and you hear that annoying sound of buttons being clicked

person 1) Hey wats up wat r u doing

person 2) nothin much just texting tori

person 1) o thats kool

person 2) hold on she txted me back

person 1) ahh dude u just thumb attacked

by Myth and Mayhem December 2, 2009

thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.

John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...

by iamalion1467 December 7, 2009

Thumb Correctional Facility

A prison in Michigan where assholes whose names are Nick reside

Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!

by crackamalibu December 30, 2010

Thumb fumble

The act of accidentally "dropping" or attaching an unwanted picture to a text message

"Just saw that second photo, was she ogling over the ridiculous amount of beers?"

No, thumb fumble on adding that.

by spenger April 14, 2011