Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

Kentucky Thumb

Sex position where you jam your thumb into your partner’s hole. Like you’re trying to stop blood loss.

“Dude I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night and she went wild!”
“You shoved yourself thumb up her ass the hell did you think was gonna happen.”

by Knutter808 May 20, 2021

Four thumbs

When you type so fast it looks like you have 4 thumbs
Like in anime/manga, they put multiple fingers to show the speed of the characters typing (with an addition of movement symbols like "《" "//" "=" ect...)

Person 1: typing
Person 2: "do you have Four thumbs or summ"

by Ramen is gr8 June 7, 2019

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up button, usually at the worst possible time.

It's going to look something like:

Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. 😰"
Me: "👍"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."

Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."

Person 1: "👍"

by Daniel Harmon March 28, 2016

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

kentucky thumb

The act of sticking your thumb into a smaller hole to fill it. Named after the youtube creator Kentucky Ballistics in honor of his thumb that saved his life.

Give em the Kentucky Thumb and just put a thumb in it.

by BalisongAssassin May 20, 2021