Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

puts thumbs up

Someone who is a massive neek and has zero hoes. To much of a pussy to put there face in the camera

Josh definitely puts thumbs up on snapchat

by gbngh June 3, 2022

thumb reduction surgery

a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.

dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!

by slyflyingninja January 13, 2011

Capo of The Thumb

A high ranking individual in Project Moon's The Thumb, which is a Syndicate. a Capo ranks higher than Soldatos and just below Sottocapos.

Ryoshu: "That's a capo of the thumb.."
Dante: <He looks strong, Meursault, turn into Capo of The Thumb.>
Meursault: "It will be done."

by 히스클리프 August 26, 2025

Red thumb

The ability to make plants die.

The guy has been growing things since he was a little fucking kid, he doesn't have a red thumb. Not all his plants die, and none die without cause or due to neglect. He takes good enough care of his plants, and though people can at least question his sanity, maturity, and responsibility (unlike some other people), there isn't anything about him that indicates he is an irresponsible person by nature.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

kentucky thumb

For when she is on her period and you finger her with your thumb

Scott: “After she blew, I gave her the ol’ Kentucky Thumb!”
Brandon: “Wow.”

by distopoeia May 20, 2021