Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

AP Baguette

also known as “AP Chinese” and “Ayyy Payyy Baguette” and “ APバゲットクラス” :
Bad
At first semester but then
Gets better
Upon
Entering
The second semester
Then it becomes
Easy

aurr moyy gaurrsh im failing AP Baguette

by Kim Coordination March 7, 2024

Ape

A woman with a perfect booty, and smells like bum.
She likes Sushi with Soy Sauce, and pretends to be a horse on main roads. When she sees a moped her heart races and she turns into a wolf then dances off into the dust to find her only love, raven.

is that the ape
yes it is ape.
ape ape ape ape
bub bub bub

by Zoe Sharp October 21, 2008

aquatic ape

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.

Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.

by Birth monkey April 2, 2023

AP Dada

Drink/Shooter:

1st shot: 1oz Tequila , 1/2oz of JD Honey,
2nd shot: 1oz JD Honey, 1/2oz of tequila.

Drink em right after each other. No chase.

We finna get drunk with the AP Dada.

Hey let's not waste it! Mix em. Like the AP Dada.

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Singing Ape

When a Swedish woman tries to sing Bohemian Rhapsody in public and everyone stares at her

Person 1: Wow what a Singing Ape
Person 2: Yeah, you can tell that she is swedish!

by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019

AP

Abreviation for "Audemars-Piguet" , a Swiss brand selling luxury watches.

"We can keep an AP on when we do it" - Future , in Rich $ex .

by TravisScottGANG August 25, 2017