God's Tear

The most indestructible thing on the planet, behind the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Created by first making a Prince Rupert's Drop, then melting off the tail. The head of a PRD is indestructible, but any damage to its tail will shatter it; removing the tail leaves only the head, making it impossible to break.

I made a God's Tear for science, and now I've broken many hammers trying to break it.

by Archigan June 12, 2023

Tear a new asshole

To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.

To Tear a new asshole:

After a flute concert:
Mother, I tore them a new asshole!

by John Bent November 19, 2007

tarsh

An honest person. Says what they think and it's true 99% of the time. Also very trusting, gets screwed over because of the honesty and the trusting.

Person1: hey, that girl is such a manipulative bitch.
Person2: yer i know! (Person2 runs off and tells people what Person1 said about that girl)
Person1: Why do i have to be such a tarsh?!?!?!

by Cackler January 16, 2009

Rip and tear - day

in this day, everyone is allowed to slash furries and faggots in pieces and avoid jail. The days that this is allowed is the whole June month, every day that has a 6 in it (for instance, 6th october or 16th december) and on furries day.

YOU FUCKING FURRY DOGSHIT MOTHERFUCKERS. ITS RIP AND TEAR - DAY

by DoomSlayer666 December 18, 2020

Teard

to be under the influence of extreme tiredness...

to be overly extremely tired to the point of shits and giggles

We were so teard at that point that my mom accused us of being drunk or stoned...

by lilchemaniac September 22, 2006

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

Tear gas

When somebody farts and it smells so foul, it brings tears to the eyes, and everybody is fighting to get out of the foul space.

You're cruisin' down the strip bumping sick beats with the homies. One of them rips a nasty egg-like fart, causing fools to pull their shirts over their faces and/or pump the brakes allowing them to jump out the whip for fresh air.

Driver: "yo man, why you gotta tear gas my ride?, that shit was unnecessary"

by TDK NATiON August 9, 2019