by Legend123456789101112131415161 January 18, 2022
Get the Math teachermug. A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.
This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area
common phrases
1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"
2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"
3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"
4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"
5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "
6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"
this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school
>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender
Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2
"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9
"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11
"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10
"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10
"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area
common phrases
1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"
2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"
3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"
4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"
5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "
6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"
this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school
>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender
Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2
"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9
"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11
"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10
"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10
"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
by lol tina April 25, 2019
Get the Sucky Teacher Number Twomug. A *Teacher* is someone who acts like the are giving everyone a life lesson when they are saying the most obvious crap.(sometimes it is repeated form the actual teacher) this usually happens after freshman year form Sophomore-Senior year.(and or 7-8th grade)
Examples:
Professor: i’m disappointing you all, substitute left me a very poor report.
(Student raises hand and gets called on)
Student : you know guys were all better than this, this is really disappointing.
Other: OMG stop being such a “Teacher”!
Or
professor: so Freshmen if you don’t know what you need to bring, bring water and a change of shoes.
Student: Yeah make sure you bring a pair of shoes. When I didn’t bring a change of shoes I ruined my only pair of shoes.
Examples:
Professor: i’m disappointing you all, substitute left me a very poor report.
(Student raises hand and gets called on)
Student : you know guys were all better than this, this is really disappointing.
Other: OMG stop being such a “Teacher”!
Or
professor: so Freshmen if you don’t know what you need to bring, bring water and a change of shoes.
Student: Yeah make sure you bring a pair of shoes. When I didn’t bring a change of shoes I ruined my only pair of shoes.
by Goldycorn April 2, 2022
Get the *Teacher*mug. Mr. John is a 4-dimensional teacher because he told us why other older teachers don't like encyclopedias.
by anonymous May 2, 2024
Get the 4-dimensional teachermug. How teachers are still a thing
by paperboy80 December 12, 2021
Get the Teachermug. "Yoga teacher more like yo-mama!"
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!
by Dvdeez123 September 29, 2021
Get the Yoga teachermug. by Jojerames April 9, 2021
Get the Teachermug.